uglynewyork:

Girl: c’mon babe lets wrestle

Me: Ok sure

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Drake: You... you don't hate me?

Nicki Minaj: You idiot! That's all in your head.

Drake: But... I hate myself.

Rihanna: Those who hate themselves cannot love or trust others.

Drake: I am wicked... a coward... weak... and...

Beyoncé: If you know yourself, you can be kind to others.

Drake: I hate myself. But... I might be able to love myself. I might be able to stay here. Yes. I am nothing, but I... I am myself. I wish to be myself. I wish to stay here as myself. I am worthy of living here!

Nicki Minaj: Congratulations!

Rihanna: Congratulations!

Beyoncé: Congratulations!

Lil Wayne: Congratulations!

Jay Z: Congratulations!

A$AP Rocky: Congratulations!

Jhene Aiko: Congratulations!

Kanye West: Congratulations!

DJ Khaled: Congratulations!

Birdman: Congratulations!

Nebby: Congratulations!

Sandi Graham: Congratulations!

Drake: Thank you!

bellaisbadatmath:

fleurlungs:

“Life’s too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don’t care.”

— Matty Healy (The 1975)

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I bet The Undertaker still wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat after having yet another nightmare about his attire from Survivor Series 2000.

oreimo:

job interviewer: wat r ur strengths?

me:hard-working, quick learner, well organized

job interviewer: and ur weaknesses?

me: u know when cute anime girls wink into the screen like theyre winking directly at u? yea that shit gets me weak everytime hahah anyway other than that hire me im great

betaruga:

fobbinhood:

HE TURNED BULLETS INTO ALMONDS !

ANIME JESUS

atari5200controller:

DreamMix TV World Fighters characters

Nintendo GameCube/PS2 - 2003 - Konami/Takara/Hudson

softboycollective:

oh my god